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  • Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

    An Old Movie Review

    First, the trailer:

    Okay, for any lover of murder and of comedy this movie is required viewing. If you have not watched it before, do yourself a favor and stop reading this and go do it then come back here and share with me in singing its praises.

    My Star Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    Director: Frank Capra

    Writers: Julius & Philip Epstein and Joseph Kesselring

    Starring: Carry Grant, Priscilla Lane, Raymond Massey, Jack Carson, Peter Lorre, James Gleason, Josephine Hull, and Edward Everett Horton

    Synopsis: A Brooklyn writer of books on the futility of marriage risks his reputation after he decides to tie the knot. Things get even more complicated when he learns on his wedding day that his beloved maiden aunts are habitual murderers.


    My Review

    Cary Grant defines comedy in movies for me, much in the same way that Lucille Balls defined comedy in television. He’s just funny. And it’s not even a forced kind of funny. His funny comes from the soles of his feet and comes right off the top of his shiny, perfectly coifed, hairstyle. He has a library of work full of just how amazing his comedy is and I could talk about them for days on end. But, I am here to mention Arsenic and Old Lace specifically because it combines comedy and suspense/thriller in such a beautiful way that you will find yourself laughing till your crying. It’s just brilliant. Let me try my best to explain why.

    WARNING: Spoilers ahead!

    Don’t worry though, this isn’t the kind of movie where there’s some hidden mystery or anything like that. But I will be going into some details on a lot of what makes this movie so great and that might spoil it for you, especially if you’ve never seen it but would like to someday.

    Let’s start with the cast. The all star cast. Not one roll is insignificant or small. From the cab driver who only has a handful of lines but all of them are quote worthy, to the drunk judge, to President Teddy Roosevelt. If they are on the screen then they are ON and they are at their best. They just don’t make movies like this anymore.

    One of the things I love about this movie is, with the exception of the opening at the wedding registry office, and a few scenes here and there, the entirety of the movie takes place in one place. In the house of Mortimer Brewster’s aunts and eccentric uncle. There really is no need to go anywhere else as that is where the action is.

    The story, to reiterate it is simply about Mortimer who has come home to marry the girl next door and tell the news to his aunts before they go off on their honeymoon. If only it was that easy for him to do.

    When he arrives it turns out his aunts already knew that he would marry the girl next door. They are busy gabbing on and on about a party they must throw for him and Elaine (the girl next door). Mortimer is looking for his latest novel, another dig at traditional marriages. There is irony here since he’s not only just eloped but he and his new bride are going to Niagara Falls for their honeymoon! While he’s casually looking around for this manuscript that he left at his aunts the last time he visited he tells them about a play he saw recently:

    Mortimer: I saw a play last week, it had a character in it, reminded me of Jonathon.

    Aunt Abby: Oh, really?

    Mortimer: Yeah, a honey of a lunatic. One of those whodunits called “Murder Will Out”.

    Aunt Abby: Oh, dear!

    Mortimer: Yeah, what a play. When the curtain goes up the first thing you see is a dead body. The next thing…

    [opens the window seat and finds a dead body]

    Ah, the window seat. The creaking sound it makes when they open and close it. Perfection.

    We never actually see the dead body. We never see any bodies, actually. And that is the beauty of this movie. We don’t need to. We see the body through the facial expression of Mortimer when he sees it. That is enough.

    So, he reacts the way anyone would who sees a body in the window seat. He begins to rationalize how it might’ve gotten there. Perhaps his uncle, crazy as he is with the whole thinking he’s President Roosevelt, has finally flipped his lid and it’s time he’s put away at Happydale Sanitarium. That is a name that is said a lot in this movie. But when Mortimer tries to explain to his two dear sweet aunts what he’s discovered in the window seat and that they must commit Teddy immediately they tell him not to worry about it.

    “The gentleman is ours.” The way they say it. The look on his face. The whole scene starts there and really never lets up from that moment on. Mortimer goes from 0 to 100 throughout the movie with gusto. He is effectively us in that moment. Freaking out that his two aunts committed a murder. And when he realizes it’s not their first time!

    “Others? Did you say others? More than one others?”

    Yeah, Mortimer is freaking out. What is he supposed to do? He was just stopping by to tell them the news. He has a taxi waiting outside to take him and his new wife to the airport so they can go on their honeymoon. Niagara Falls and all the trimmings. But now he can’t. He has to figure out a way to save his aunts and uncle from being sent away for life. They are his family, after all.

    From this point forward the movie goes at about breakneck speeds. Mortimer decides he must fast track his uncle being sent to Happy Dale Sanitarium. Which means he has to get a signature from a doctor to attest that Teddy has a couple screws loose and a judge who agrees before he can be taken away that very night! While he’s running around a gentleman looking for a place to stay, who is all alone in the world, stops by…

    Dear sweet aunt Abby and aunt Martha, all ready for their next “fever victim” to drop dead. That’s what they tell their brother, Teddy, who believes them and buries them down in the cellar. Unfortunately, Mortimer isn’t about to let another man die, not while he’s there. He has to explain to them that what they are doing is wrong.

    Mortimer: Look, you can’t do things like that! Now, I don’t know how I can explain this to you. But, it’s not only against the law, its wrong!

    Martha: Oh, piffle!

    Mortimer: It’s not a nice thing to do. People wouldn’t understand. He wouldn’t understand. What I mean is… Well… This is developing into a very bad habit!

    Now Mortimer must leave them but he makes them promise not to answer the door to ANYONE! He figures this way they’ll have less opportunities to murder someone while he’s gone. And the body is to stay right where it currently is; the window seat.

    While he’s gone Aunt Abby and Aunt Martha decide to get dressed all in black so they can have proper funeral services for the gentleman in the window seat before he’s buried down in the cellar. You didn’t think they weren’t good christian women now, did you?

    Just when they are about to go upstairs to change into their mourning attire there is a knock on the door. A strange man who, they joke, looks a lot like Boris Karloff and a smaller man are at their door. The aunts don’t recognize them so they ignore the door. However, the door isn’t locked so they just let themselves in.

    It’s Jonathan, Mortimer’s long lost brother. Served some time in prison. Became friends with Dr. Einstein who has followed him across country, doing drastic plastic surgery on his face in order to elude the police. Currently he is rocking a Boris Karloff look which Jonathan isn’t all too happy about.

    They meet Teddy who thinks that Dr. Einstein is a member of his cabinet and insists that he go down to Africa with him. That is code for down in the cellar. Naturally, the two aunts don’t want Teddy to take Einstein down there. After all the two visitors are going to need to check into their hotels. AKA they want these two to scram, and fast! But Jonathan is hell bent on staying. So he orders Einstein to go downstairs.

    Teddy: [showing Einstein a photo] This is the picture I was telling you about, General. Here we are, both of us. President Roosevelt and General Goethals. That’s me, General, and that’s you.

    Dr. Einstein: My how I’ve changed.

    And what does he discover, but a lovely dozen graves where one hole is already pre-dug. This could not come as a better surprise for them as they are currently harboring a dead body in the boot of their car! Eureka!

    [discussing the body count]

    Dr. Einstein: You got twelve, they got twelve.

    [angrily grabs Dr. Einstein’s necktie]

    Jonathan Brewster: I’ve got thirteen!

    Dr. Einstein: No, Johnny, twelve – don’t brag.

    Jonathan Brewster: Thirteen! There’s Mr. Spinalzo and the first one in London, two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney, one in Melbourne, two in San Francisco, one in Phoenix, Arizona…

    Dr. Einstein: Phoenix?

    Jonathan Brewster: The filling station…

    Dr. Einstein: Filling station? Oh!

    [slits throat]

    Dr. Einstein: Yes.

    Jonathan Brewster: Then three in Chicago and one in South Bend. That makes thirteen.

    Dr. Einstein: You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia!

    Jonathan Brewster: He wouldn’t have died of pneumonia if I hadn’t shot him!

    Dr. Einstein: No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!

    When Mortimer returns to find his long lost brother, Jonathan, has returned he’s not all too pleased to see him. And it’s not because his brother looks like a deranged killer (aka Boris Karloff) but because he’s in the middle of some crazy business already trying to put away his uncle to solve the twelve bodies in the cellar business.

    But Jonathan has other plans. He and his friend are on the run from the law so for the time being they are staying. Meanwhile, Mortimer happens to look in the window seat to confirm the dead body is still there but he’s SHOCKED to discover there is a different body there!

    Now it’s a showdown between Jonathan and Mortimer when he discovers the body doesn’t belong to his aunt’s who he falsely accused of killing someone while he was away. When the local police officers stop by for a chat he informs Jonathan that he must leave or else he’ll turn them in with their cold companion in the window seat. But how can he if they know about the bodies in the cellar? Instead, Jonathan decides the only solution to dealing with his brother…is death! To his credit, Dr. Einstein begs for “the quick way.”

    As is his way, it starts when Mortimer tells Dr. Einstein about the play he was telling his aunt earlier. About a man who doesn’t realize a killer is coming up behind him with rope he gets from the curtain to use to tie him up!

    I think Mortimer might be in trouble now!

    But, in come the police! Just in time…except, this cop would rather talk about his movie script that he’s written about his mother, a dancer at a night club! I swear you can’t make this stuff up! So, while Mortimer remains tied to a chair the cop starts to reenact the story for him. All the while Mortimer is trying to get the man to freaking untie him from the chair! Or at least remove the gag in his mouth!

    Even more comedy fighting ensues. I could probably go on for much longer but I hope you are convinced by now to find the movie and watch the movie. And if you’ve seen it already, go watch it again like I’m going to do. Cause it’s a classic. One of those you can watch over and over again and never get tired of it. I still laugh till I’m crying with this movie. It’s that damn good.

    If you want to know what happens to Jonathan and his friend, does Teddy go away to Happy Dale Sanitarium, do the two aunts get found out about what they have buried in the cellar, and does Mortimer ever go on his honeymoon in the taxi waiting outside for him this entire time, then you’ll need to watch the movie to find out!

    I’ll leave you with the top tier of best dialog scenes in the movie:

    When Mortimer is trying to understand what he’s just discovered about his aunts and their apparent penchant for murdering lonely men who have no one. This is the end of my review but I wanted to share this and Aunt Martha’s recipe for you in case you ever wanted to try it. But don’t tell anyone where you got it from!

    Mortimer: Look, Aunt Martha, men don’t just get into window seats and die!

    Aunt Abby: We know, dear. He died first.

    Mortimer: Wait a minute! Stop all this. Now, look, darling, how did he die?

    Aunt Abby: Oh, Mortimer, don’t be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.

    Mortimer: How did the poison get in the wine?

    Aunt Martha: Well, we put it in wine, because it’s less noticeable. When it’s in tea, it has a distinct odor.

    Mortimer: You mean, you… You put it in the wine!

    Aunt Abby: Yes. And I put Mr. Hoskins in the window seat, because Reverend Harper was coming.

    Mortimer: Now, look at me, darling. You mean, you mean you knew what you’d done and you didn’t want the Reverend Harper to see the body?

    Aunt Abby: Well, not at tea. That wouldn’t have been very nice.

    Mortimer: Oh, it’s first-degree.

    Aunt Abby: Now, Mortimer, you know all about it and just forget about it. I do think that Aunt Martha and I have the right to our own little secrets.

    AUNT MARTHA’S RECIPE

    Aunt Martha: For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.

    Mortimer: Hmm. Should have quite a kick.

  • Just a Game | A 100 Word Story

    #363 National Poetry Month – 30 Days 30 Poems

    It was just a game,
    That’s what everyone kept telling me
    But where were their voices
    When the game turned deadly?
    And my life was on the line.
    Now no one has words
    Only empty explanations
    They try and try to be more caring
    About a choice, a move, a crime.
    
    It wasn’t a game.
    There were definitely rules.
    I broke every one—
    Faced with consequences in the mirror.
    My choice, my move, my crime.
    I tried to be more caring
    Talk myself through fake accusations,
    Your life on the line
    The game has just begun
    But I’m walking away.

    Learn more about National Poetry Month HERE.

  • Birthright – Part 3

    An Anatomy of Typewriters Story / 4,008 words / 16min Read Time

    This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this story are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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    I don’t know how long I was sitting there, in the corner at the bottom of the stairs, in the basement, staring at twelve graves. Twelve bodies buried by my birthmother? How could this be? I tried to stand up but my hands couldn’t seem to hold my weight when I tried to lift myself up onto my knees so I fell back down. I’ll try again later. For now I willed myself to look around the rest of the basement. Take my eyes off the graves for a moment. That might help me get my energy back.

    There were at least three shovels hanging on a large peg board against the wall nearest where I sat. Around them were other, more sinister tools that I feel I’ve only ever seen in horror films and didn’t know their technical names. Nor did I particularly want to know them.

    A long table stretched from the middle of the wall with the shovels and stopped at the furthest away wall. On it were neat stacks of notebooks. One common trait I could see right away, that I noticed when I first walked into this house, was how neat and tidy everything seemed to be. I fully expected a mess but instead I was met with order even in a room that felt like chaos.

    I wanted to see what was in the notebooks even though I had an inkling what I would find. But I used that motivation to get me to my feet and walked over to the wooden table that I noticed was bolted to the wall and floor. I found a swivel chair pushed under and pulled it out so I could sit, thankful for it as my knees were still a bit unsteady.

    I pulled down the first notebook and read the cover:

    I gulped, suddenly my mouth was totally dry, and opened to the first page. A picture of a middle aged man smiling. I could tell it was cut out of a larger photo as there was a shoulder in the bottom corner. I couldn’t be sure but I guessed it was a woman. His wife, perhaps? And judging by the size of the picture I also guessed this might’ve been a picture he kept in his wallet.

    Under it was a picture of the same man, only his eyes were closed now as if asleep. But I knew better. He wasn’t asleep. He was dead. I could see redness around his mouth and I’d read enough mystery books to know this could mean poison. I turned the page, noticing a slight yellowing of the pages. This book was clearly very old by several years. Information about the man who was buried in grave #1. I didn’t really read what it said as I wanted to know as little about him just in case I was asked by police or anyone. The less I knew, the better. I flipped through and saw journal entries with dates going back nearly forty years, before I was born. It seems she had been following this man, learning his daily routine, before she was finally able to get him, poison him, and bury him down here.

    For a brief moment I admired the process she had created for herself. I had a feeling this wasn’t her first time doing this but it clearly was her first time thinking of disposing of the body in her home. Probably less likely to get caught.

    I closed the book and pulled more towards me to confirm they were similar. Each grave had at least two notebooks worth of notes. Then I pulled a most interesting stack. By now I was way more invested than I’m sure I should’ve been and the sick feeling I had knowing there were twelve dead bodies, complete strangers to me, buried just behind me, had completely disappeared. I felt…at home…

    Notes on Poison
    How to Dispose of the Body
    Read First

    Each book read like an instruction manual but a personal one. I quickly realized she was writing all of this…to me…

    She must’ve known from the moment she had me that all of this would be a part of me and not wanting to leave me to figure it out on my own, she wrote all of this. Catalogued everything. I pushed the books away. This was wrong. Wasn’t it? Why was she doing this? There had to be some sort of reason. Something to justify murdering all of these people and possibly more that just aren’t buried down here under her house (my house…).

    I had to find out. I had to read all of this in the hopes that I could find something to justify why my birthmother was, by definition, a serial killer.

    I grabbed the notebooks belonging to the first two graves and a few of the instruction notebooks before making my way back upstairs. Once out of the basement I felt a sense of relief. Being down there had done quite a number on me. I looked at the stairs leading up and fear crept back in. What if another bedroom had someone else inside, waiting for me to open it just before they killed themselves as well? I couldn’t take that chance. I wouldn’t take that chance.

    “If someone else is up there, I’m not coming up. If you kill yourself it won’t be because of me!” I shouted up to anyone or no one. I didn’t hear anything.

    I entered what must be the living room, an oversized couch and matching loveseat with a rectangular mahogany coffee table in the middle. A rug that covered almost the entire floor underneath. I plopped down on the couch and spread out the notebooks on the table. I was about to open the first notebook and stopped. This was clearly going to be a long night and I could still smell the delivery I had ordered earlier. I decided to grab it along with pouring myself a large glass of red wine from the bottle I found on the kitchen island, almost as if waiting for me. I honestly couldn’t recall if I’d noticed that bottle there earlier.

    I then returned to the couch with food and wine in hand. I ate voraciously, drank liberally, and read all night, refusing to sleep until I had gone through every book I brought up, cover to cover.

    DING-DONG.

    DING-DONG.

    My eyes shot open. I could see the ceiling. A crystal chandelier hung down, ominously. Where was I? My head throbbed. I went to touch my forehead and found an empty wine glass was still in my hand. I lazily placed it on the coffee table before forcing myself to sit up. A notebook was opened on my chest and fell to the floor. There were notebooks everywhere on the table and floor.

    DING-DONG.

    Shit! The doorbell. When had I fallen asleep? What time was it now? I looked towards the curtained windows in the living room and could just make out sunlight creeping through around the edges. That didn’t really tell me much. A clock on the mantel over the fireplace showed it was half past eleven o’clock. 

    DING-DONG.

    Who the hell was that at my door and why hadn’t they left? After ringing a doorbell twice with no answer I would assume the person wasn’t home. Then again my car was in the driveway. Kind of hard to pretend you’re not at home.

    I shook my head to try force myself to wake up and be alert much faster than I wanted. Before I could answer the door I needed to do something about these notebooks. I quickly put them all into a tall stack and carried them to the kitchen. The island had cupboards all around it. I pulled one open and managed to place them inside on a shelf beside a bunch of baking ingredients.

    I then stopped at the kitchen sink and turned on the cold water, splashing my face.

    DING DONG.

    I grabbed a dish towel to dry my hands as I walked slowly to the front door and yanked it open. A man fresh out of college, perfectly combed black hair, slick back and shining in the morning sun. He wore a short sleeved sky blue polo shirt that fit him perfectly, ironed white khaki pants that hugged him just right, and low-top Converse that matched his polo shirt. If not for the pencil tucked behind his ear, his square framed glasses, and a black leather portfolio tucked under one arm, I would’ve thought he was going to ask me if I wanted a relationship with God. Instead, I knew exactly what he was; a reporter.

    “Can I help you?” I asked impatiently. He seemed to just stare. More surprised to see me than I was to see him.

    “Oh, yes. So sorry,” he said, fumbling in his back pocket to pull out a business card and handed it to me. I glanced down at it.

    “How can I help you, James?”

    “Jimmy, please. I’m here to see Delphine Patterson,” he said, pulling out a small spiral notebook. 

    “Why?” I asked, folding my arms defiantly.

    “Well,” he started, and looked around behind him to make sure none of the neighbors in the surrounding houses were outside watching him. “Do you mind if I come in? I’m sure what I have to say you don’t want someone else to overhear.”

    My eyes may have given me away as they widened. I didn’t want to let him inside. I hadn’t exactly checked behind every door in the house to see if there were other dead bodies I needed to worry about but something about what he said made me curious. I stepped aside and let him in. He smelled of a fresh spring shower and a cologne familiar to me that I couldn’t quite place.

    I led him to the living room where my empty wine glass and the empty bottle were still on the coffee table.

    “Long night?” He asked, looking down at them. I scooped them up and took them to the kitchen. When I returned he had made himself at home, sitting on the couch. I at on the loveseat and folded my legs casually. Or as casually as I could be with thirteen dead bodies in the house. “Ms. Patterson, let me be honest. This house is quite a mystery to the town. You may not know this but it’s been the center of many investigations and rumored missing persons cases.” He leaned forward and put his portfolio case on the coffee table. He unzipped it all the way around and opened it to reveal a mass of papers. Most of it was newspaper clippings. He took some of them from the top and handed them to me. I just glanced at the headlines, trying not to act unfazed by their words:

    WOMAN LAST SEEN ON JUNIPER STREET; FOUL PLAY? — March 13, 1989

    VACATION GONE WRONG! MAN MISSING TWO WEEKS! POLICE PERPLEXED! — June 8, 1995

    HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? — October 29, 1998

    I handed them back to him. “I don’t see what this has to do with me or this house. I only just arrived last night. How did you even know—”

    “That’s just it. I received this letter from your mother. I’d been investigating these cases, and others just like it—”

    “I’m going to stop you there. She’s my birthmother. I never even knew her,” I said argumentatively, but he ignored me and kept right on talking.

    “I’m sure they were all last seen on Juniper Street. The house this street is on—”

    “As are others,” I said.

    “Yes, but they all let me search their houses. All except this house. I could never get past the doorstep. This is the first time I’ve even been let inside the house. And this letter. It says that you’ll be here and that you’ll let me in to finally have a look around. Unless, you think there’s something to hide?”

    My heart started pounding in my ears so loudly I thought he might hear it or at least see it through my shirt. “Can I see this letter?”

    He leaned forward again and flipped through the articles and papers he had in his portfolio before pulling a letter from it and handing it to me. I could tell right away it was on the same typing paper as the letter Mr. Chisolm III gave me only yesterday.

    “You expect me to take some typed up letter as proof of something? You could’ve typed this up yourself in some underhanded attempt to snoop around my house.” I knew it was authentic. I knew she typed it and mailed it. What was her reasoning? If he looked around he would discover the dead woman upstairs and the graves down in the basement. I could never let him look around. And yet she sent him to me. Then there were the notebooks in the cupboard in the kitchen. Suddenly I was remembering the one notebook about poisons. Where she kept them and how much to administer to kill someone instantly. It seemed so easy.

    “Are you not going to let me look around, then?” He asked a second time. I snapped out of it and smiled at him.

    “Of course, but, as you can see, I haven’t even had a chance to unpack,” I said, pointing to my suitcase that was in the foyer. “Would it be possible for you to come back, say, five ‘o clock tonight? I can cook you dinner and then we can have a full look around the house. Top to bottom. I promise,” I said, keeping the fake smile on my face. I could tell he couldn’t believe his luck.

    “It’s a date,” he said, gathering up his papers to put back in his portfolio.

    “Would you mind if I took a look at what you’ve been working on? I’m terribly interested in all that true crime stuff. I listen to the podcasts all the time. This sounds so fascinating,” I said, trying to sound as innocent as possible. “I promise it’ll all be here when you come back tonight.”

    He hesitated, which told me this was all he had in this portfolio. He probably had a folder dedicated to this house in a folder on his computer at home but there was little I could do about that. Right now I just needed to see just how much he information he had gathered and if it was something he could take to the police that would be believed.

    “No problem, you’ve got a trusting face. I’m sure there’s no truth to my hypothesis. I just need to be sure. You understand. It’s not like I think your mother has bodies buried in the basement!” He chuckled. I laughed to thought it might’ve been less believable.

    I walked him to the front door, closed and locked it once he was gone. I leaned my back against it. My hands trembling from fear. I needed a plan and I had less than five hours to come up with something. I sniffed my pits and realized I also needed a shower. It meant going upstairs but right now I was less afraid of some dead corpse in a bedroom and more terrified of the possibility of police sirens closing in.

    I took my suitcase and ran upstairs, found a bedroom that was empty of a person (alive or dead), with an ensuite attached.

    The shower was exactly what I needed. I felt more refreshed and my mind was clear. I knew exactly what I needed to do and the time for second guessing the only option I had was over. I needed to get down to business. It was already three o’ clock and James—Jimmy, would be returning in a couple hours. 

    I found tarp neatly folded right where the notebook told me it would be, in the hallway linen closet. I took it into the bedroom where the dead woman was, laying there with her eyes and mouth wide open, and got to work. I unfolded the tarp on the floor and pulled her onto it then rolled her up and used large pieces of rope that were already pre-cut to the perfect length to tie knots at either end before dragging her down the hall and letting gravity get her from the second floor to the first floor. This needed to be done today, one more day and the smell would be difficult to get out of the room, I learned.

    Getting her down to the basement was easier than I thought it would be. When I got to the graves I noticed something I hadn’t seen before. It was probably because I hadn’t really looked closely at the area where the graves were. There were two holes dug already. Almost like she knew I would be needing it. I couldn’t remember if those holes were already there when I arrived last night, but they had have been…

    I dragged the woman to one of the holes and took the next hour throwing dirt in her hole. It was only about half-full before I stopped from exhaustion. The rest would have to wait till later tonight.

    I stupidly neglected to put on the overalls and boots that she used whenever this work needed to be done so I had to return to the shower, but this time I made it a much shorter visit.

    With my hair back in a ponytail and my fanciest dress on, I sat at the kitchen island with his portfolio and the second notebook for the woman I just buried in front of me. I made myself a cup of coffee and got to work. First, I made an entry in the notebook about time of death, when I prepped her, and how for her final resting place. I also made note that I didn’t finish the burial and needed to return to the task later. I put the notebook with the others in the island cupboard and started to read the notes Jimmy had compiled.

    My phone rang just a few minutes into reading his notes. I looked at the caller ID and recognized the number; Mr. Chisolm III.

    “This is Delphie speaking.”

    “Hello, Ms. Patt—er, Delphie. I was just checking to see how you’re settling in at the house?”

    “Thank you for checking. The first night was…different than I’m used to. I’ve lived in an apartment most of my life. But I’m sure I’ll love it here.”

    “So you’ve decided to stay?” He asked. I wasn’t aware there was an option? But the time for me to walk away had past. I knew too much already.

    “I have. But, Mr. Chisolm, I wonder if you can answer something for me. Did my birthmother ever mention a journalist who was harassing her?”

    Long pause. “No. I only handle her estate.”

    “I see. Thank you.”

    “If there’s nothing else?”

    “Nope. I think that’s it.”

    “Well, in that case. Enjoy the house, Delphie,” he said, and hung up. I had another question I wanted to ask him but part of me didn’t want to know the answer. I had a sinking feeling I knew the answer already…

    At five o’ clock exactly the doorbell rang. Jimmy was definitely punctual. I took the liberty of ordering pizza delivery. I didn’t want to give him the wrong impression that my inviting him back for dinner was actually a date like he jokingly said. I figured pizza would be an easy way to rid him of any false ideas.

    I took the liberty of pouring us each a glass of wine and brought his with me when I answered the door. He wore the same outfit from earlier and had his own bottle of red wine that he handed to me.

    “My momma always taught me never to arrive at a woman’s home for dinner empty handed. Just good manners,” he said, taking the glass of wine from my hand and passing me the wine bottle.

    “Thank you very much. I was looking over your notes. Pretty extensive work you’ve got there. How long have you been working on this story?” I wanted to put him as much at ease as possible. Ask him more questions than he could ask me.

    “I started a few years ago when I was given an assignment about a missing dog, actually. I know, not that interesting, right?” We walked into the kitchen together and he saw the large pizza box on the island. “Ah, a working dinner,” he said. I furrowed my eyebrows, confused. “It’s what I eat whenever I’m working. Nothing like greasy pizza to help the mind work overtime.” He lifted the lid and seemed glad to see a half plain, half pepperoni pizza. “What did you make of my research so far?”

    “Well, I was confused as to what you believe the connection is between this house and the missing people? Or what their connection might be to each other? The only common thread I see is that they’re missing—”

    “And that they were all last seen in this town, on this specific street,” he added, pulling up a slice of pepperoni. He hadn’t taken a sip from his wine glass yet.

    “What exactly are you implying?”

    “Well, I know you never met the woman but she was weird. I hope you don’t mind me saying this to you. I mean no offense,” he said, taking a sip of his wine.

    He meant offense. But I wasn’t offended. I was…excited.

    “None taken,” I answered, picking up a plain slice and taking a bite. It was rather good.

    “She immediately became guarded when I first came by. Showed no interest in the missing people she must’ve heard about on the radio. Even in the police report,” he said, putting his half eaten slice down and wiping his fingers before rifling through his portfolio which I left open for him on the table. I did promise he would get it back. And I keep my promises. “Here,” he said, turned a piece of paper towards me so I could read it. I had indeed already read it, “she was interviewed but you can tell by his wording here that even he felt something was off about her.”

    “So why not take it up with him? If you feel so strongly that she’s behind all these missing people—which I think is hilarious, by the way—take it up with them. Are you a journalist or a wanna-be cop? Cause you’re doing pretty badly either way.”

    He didn’t answer.

    He loosened the top button of his polo shirt and his head started to sway from side to side. He looked down at the pizza then back at me. Then at his half empty glass of wine and his eyes widened with fear.

    I walked over to the cupboard with my mother’s notebooks and pulled out one that looked the oldest. Pages crinkled. The cover was so faded I could barely make out what she wrote on it: My First Kill.

    I plopped it down on the island, watching Jimmy out the corner of my eye, and opened it to the first page.

    “Turns out my mother was rather efficient with her work. I’m sure she didn’t think she’d get caught and since she’s not here now then I suppose you could say she never did get caught.” Jimmy’s head dropped onto the island with a thud, his eyes open, staring at me, lifeless. “The real question is, do I bury you now or wait till after dinner?” 

    I put the pizza box in the refrigerator and went upstairs to get another tarp from the linen closet. I’ve always wondered how delicious pizza might taste after my first murder.

    THE END

  • Not Earth | A 100 Word Story

    #362 National Poetry Month – 30 Days 30 Poems

    We looked to the sky for their sign
    They said keep watch, help was coming
    Two decades gone and not a word or signal
    Hope dashed away on the tale end of stars
    
    Every night a comet flies by
    We are planets away left alone and abandoned
    Waiting for hope to eventually come
    Have they forgotten us like the setting of the sun
    
    On a mission to find life
    Instead we rather end life
    None of us wanted this life
    Where is our promised new life?
    
    In the dust of a forgotten planet
    Look beyond the stars to find us.

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  • Pianist | A 100 Word Story

    #361 National Poetry Month – 30 Days 30 Poems

    With trembling fingers and beating heart
    She sat up straight in her chair
    A bead of sweat threatening upon her brow
    There was no backing out
    Only thing to do was start
    
    The keys she tapped came naturally
    Her fingers played each note
    Feeling the instruments that joined in
    The sheet music a distant memory
    She only need listen to her heart
    
    The bead of sweat fell with little notice
    Followed by another
    Worried that she may never finish
    Before her time would be cut short
    Then she saw red upon the keys
    
    She cried and touched her last key.

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  • Poirot Investigates – Chapter 4

    The Mysterious Affair at Styles by Agatha Christie

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    The house which the Belgians occupied in the village was quite close to the park gates. One could save time by taking a narrow path through the long grass, which cut off the detours of the winding drive. So I, accordingly, went that way. I had nearly reached the lodge, when my attention was arrested by the running figure of a man approaching me. It was Mr. Inglethorp. Where had he been? How did he intend to explain his absence?

    He accosted me eagerly.

    “My God! This is terrible! My poor wife! I have only just heard.”

    “Where have you been?” I asked.

    “Denby kept me late last night. It was one o’clock before we’d finished. Then I found that I’d forgotten the latch-key after all. I didn’t want to arouse the household, so Denby gave me a bed.”

    “How did you hear the news?” I asked.

    “Wilkins knocked Denby up to tell him. My poor Emily! She was so self-sacrificing—such a noble character. She over-taxed her strength.”

    A wave of revulsion swept over me. What a consummate hypocrite the man was!

    “I must hurry on,” I said, thankful that he did not ask me whither I was bound.

    In a few minutes I was knocking at the door of Leastways Cottage.

    Getting no answer, I repeated my summons impatiently. A window above me was cautiously opened, and Poirot himself looked out.

    He gave an exclamation of surprise at seeing me. In a few brief words, I explained the tragedy that had occurred, and that I wanted his help.

    “Wait, my friend, I will let you in, and you shall recount to me the affair whilst I dress.”

    In a few moments he had unbarred the door, and I followed him up to his room. There he installed me in a chair, and I related the whole story, keeping back nothing, and omitting no circumstance, however insignificant, whilst he himself made a careful and deliberate toilet.

    I told him of my awakening, of Mrs. Inglethorp’s dying words, of her husband’s absence, of the quarrel the day before, of the scrap of conversation between Mary and her mother-in-law that I had overheard, of the former quarrel between Mrs. Inglethorp and Evelyn Howard, and of the latter’s innuendoes.

    I was hardly as clear as I could wish. I repeated myself several times, and occasionally had to go back to some detail that I had forgotten. Poirot smiled kindly on me.

    “The mind is confused? Is it not so? Take time, mon ami. You are agitated; you are excited—it is but natural. Presently, when we are calmer, we will arrange the facts, neatly, each in his proper place. We will examine—and reject. Those of importance we will put on one side; those of no importance, pouf!”—he screwed up his cherub-like face, and puffed comically enough—“blow them away!”

    “That’s all very well,” I objected, “but how are you going to decide what is important, and what isn’t? That always seems the difficulty to me.”

    Poirot shook his head energetically. He was now arranging his moustache with exquisite care.

    “Not so. Voyons! One fact leads to another—so we continue. Does the next fit in with that? A merveille! Good! We can proceed. This next little fact—no! Ah, that is curious! There is something missing—a link in the chain that is not there. We examine. We search. And that little curious fact, that possibly paltry little detail that will not tally, we put it here!” He made an extravagant gesture with his hand. “It is significant! It is tremendous!”

    “Y—es——”

    “Ah!” Poirot shook his forefinger so fiercely at me that I quailed before it. “Beware! Peril to the detective who says: ‘It is so small—it does not matter. It will not agree. I will forget it.’ That way lies confusion! Everything matters.”

    “I know. You always told me that. That’s why I have gone into all the details of this thing whether they seemed to me relevant or not.”

    “And I am pleased with you. You have a good memory, and you have given me the facts faithfully. Of the order in which you present them, I say nothing—truly, it is deplorable! But I make allowances—you are upset. To that I attribute the circumstance that you have omitted one fact of paramount importance.”

    “What is that?” I asked.

    “You have not told me if Mrs. Inglethorp ate well last night.”

    I stared at him. Surely the war had affected the little man’s brain. He was carefully engaged in brushing his coat before putting it on, and seemed wholly engrossed in the task.

    “I don’t remember,” I said. “And, anyway, I don’t see——”

    “You do not see? But it is of the first importance.”

    “I can’t see why,” I said, rather nettled. “As far as I can remember, she didn’t eat much. She was obviously upset, and it had taken her appetite away. That was only natural.”

    “Yes,” said Poirot thoughtfully, “it was only natural.”

    He opened a drawer, and took out a small despatch-case, then turned to me.

    “Now I am ready. We will proceed to the château, and study matters on the spot. Excuse me, mon ami, you dressed in haste, and your tie is on one side. Permit me.” With a deft gesture, he rearranged it.

    “Ça y est! Now, shall we start?”

    We hurried up the village, and turned in at the lodge gates. Poirot stopped for a moment, and gazed sorrowfully over the beautiful expanse of park, still glittering with morning dew.

    “So beautiful, so beautiful, and yet, the poor family, plunged in sorrow, prostrated with grief.”

    He looked at me keenly as he spoke, and I was aware that I reddened under his prolonged gaze.

    Was the family prostrated by grief? Was the sorrow at Mrs. Inglethorp’s death so great? I realized that there was an emotional lack in the atmosphere. The dead woman had not the gift of commanding love. Her death was a shock and a distress, but she would not be passionately regretted.

    Poirot seemed to follow my thoughts. He nodded his head gravely.

    “No, you are right,” he said, “it is not as though there was a blood tie. She has been kind and generous to these Cavendishes, but she was not their own mother. Blood tells—always remember that—blood tells.”

    “Poirot,” I said, “I wish you would tell me why you wanted to know if Mrs. Inglethorp ate well last night? I have been turning it over in my mind, but I can’t see how it has anything to do with the matter?”

    He was silent for a minute or two as we walked along, but finally he said:

    “I do not mind telling you—though, as you know, it is not my habit to explain until the end is reached. The present contention is that Mrs. Inglethorp died of strychnine poisoning, presumably administered in her coffee.”

    “Yes?”

    “Well, what time was the coffee served?”

    “About eight o’clock.”

    “Therefore she drank it between then and half-past eight—certainly not much later. Well, strychnine is a fairly rapid poison. Its effects would be felt very soon, probably in about an hour. Yet, in Mrs. Inglethorp’s case, the symptoms do not manifest themselves until five o’clock the next morning: nine hours! But a heavy meal, taken at about the same time as the poison, might retard its effects, though hardly to that extent. Still, it is a possibility to be taken into account. But, according to you, she ate very little for supper, and yet the symptoms do not develop until early the next morning! Now that is a curious circumstance, my friend. Something may arise at the autopsy to explain it. In the meantime, remember it.”

    As we neared the house, John came out and met us. His face looked weary and haggard.

    “This is a very dreadful business, Monsieur Poirot,” he said. “Hastings has explained to you that we are anxious for no publicity?”

    “I comprehend perfectly.”

    “You see, it is only suspicion so far. We have nothing to go upon.”

    “Precisely. It is a matter of precaution only.”

    John turned to me, taking out his cigarette-case, and lighting a cigarette as he did so.

    “You know that fellow Inglethorp is back?”

    “Yes. I met him.”

    John flung the match into an adjacent flower bed, a proceeding which was too much for Poirot’s feelings. He retrieved it, and buried it neatly.

    “It’s jolly difficult to know how to treat him.”

    “That difficulty will not exist long,” pronounced Poirot quietly.

    John looked puzzled, not quite understanding the portent of this cryptic saying. He handed the two keys which Dr. Bauerstein had given him to me.

    “Show Monsieur Poirot everything he wants to see.”

    “The rooms are locked?” asked Poirot.

    “Dr. Bauerstein considered it advisable.”

    Poirot nodded thoughtfully.

    “Then he is very sure. Well, that simplifies matters for us.”

    We went up together to the room of the tragedy. For convenience I append a plan of the room and the principal articles of furniture in it.

    Poirot locked the door on the inside, and proceeded to a minute inspection of the room. He darted from one object to the other with the agility of a grasshopper. I remained by the door, fearing to obliterate any clues. Poirot, however, did not seem grateful to me for my forbearance.

    “What have you, my friend,” he cried, “that you remain there like—how do you say it?—ah, yes, the stuck pig?”

    I explained that I was afraid of obliterating any foot-marks.

    “Foot-marks? But what an idea! There has already been practically an army in the room! What foot-marks are we likely to find? No, come here and aid me in my search. I will put down my little case until I need it.”

    He did so, on the round table by the window, but it was an ill-advised proceeding; for, the top of it being loose, it tilted up, and precipitated the despatch-case on the floor.

    “Eh voilà une table!” cried Poirot. “Ah, my friend, one may live in a big house and yet have no comfort.”

    After which piece of moralizing, he resumed his search.

    A small purple despatch-case, with a key in the lock, on the writing-table, engaged his attention for some time. He took out the key from the lock, and passed it to me to inspect. I saw nothing peculiar, however. It was an ordinary key of the Yale type, with a bit of twisted wire through the handle.

    Next, he examined the framework of the door we had broken in, assuring himself that the bolt had really been shot. Then he went to the door opposite leading into Cynthia’s room. That door was also bolted, as I had stated. However, he went to the length of unbolting it, and opening and shutting it several times; this he did with the utmost precaution against making any noise. Suddenly something in the bolt itself seemed to rivet his attention. He examined it carefully, and then, nimbly whipping out a pair of small forceps from his case, he drew out some minute particle which he carefully sealed up in a tiny envelope.

    On the chest of drawers there was a tray with a spirit lamp and a small saucepan on it. A small quantity of a dark fluid remained in the saucepan, and an empty cup and saucer that had been drunk out of stood near it.

    I wondered how I could have been so unobservant as to overlook this. Here was a clue worth having. Poirot delicately dipped his finger into liquid, and tasted it gingerly. He made a grimace.

    “Cocoa—with—I think—rum in it.”

    He passed on to the debris on the floor, where the table by the bed had been overturned. A reading-lamp, some books, matches, a bunch of keys, and the crushed fragments of a coffee-cup lay scattered about.

    “Ah, this is curious,” said Poirot.

    “I must confess that I see nothing particularly curious about it.”

    “You do not? Observe the lamp—the chimney is broken in two places; they lie there as they fell. But see, the coffee-cup is absolutely smashed to powder.”

    “Well,” I said wearily, “I suppose someone must have stepped on it.”

    “Exactly,” said Poirot, in an odd voice. “Someone stepped on it.”

    He rose from his knees, and walked slowly across to the mantelpiece, where he stood abstractedly fingering the ornaments, and straightening them—a trick of his when he was agitated.

    “Mon ami,” he said, turning to me, “somebody stepped on that cup, grinding it to powder, and the reason they did so was either because it contained strychnine or—which is far more serious—because it did not contain strychnine!”

    I made no reply. I was bewildered, but I knew that it was no good asking him to explain. In a moment or two he roused himself, and went on with his investigations. He picked up the bunch of keys from the floor, and twirling them round in his fingers finally selected one, very bright and shining, which he tried in the lock of the purple despatch-case. It fitted, and he opened the box, but after a moment’s hesitation, closed and relocked it, and slipped the bunch of keys, as well as the key that had originally stood in the lock, into his own pocket.

    “I have no authority to go through these papers. But it should be done—at once!”

    He then made a very careful examination of the drawers of the wash-stand. Crossing the room to the left-hand window, a round stain, hardly visible on the dark brown carpet, seemed to interest him particularly. He went down on his knees, examining it minutely—even going so far as to smell it.

    Finally, he poured a few drops of the cocoa into a test tube, sealing it up carefully. His next proceeding was to take out a little notebook.

    “We have found in this room,” he said, writing busily, “six points of interest. Shall I enumerate them, or will you?”

    “Oh, you,” I replied hastily.

    “Very well, then. One, a coffee-cup that has been ground into powder; two, a despatch-case with a key in the lock; three, a stain on the floor.”

    “That may have been done some time ago,” I interrupted.

    “No, for it is still perceptibly damp and smells of coffee. Four, a fragment of some dark green fabric—only a thread or two, but recognizable.”

    “Ah!” I cried. “That was what you sealed up in the envelope.”

    “Yes. It may turn out to be a piece of one of Mrs. Inglethorp’s own dresses, and quite unimportant. We shall see. Five, this!” With a dramatic gesture, he pointed to a large splash of candle grease on the floor by the writing-table. “It must have been done since yesterday, otherwise a good housemaid would have at once removed it with blotting-paper and a hot iron. One of my best hats once—but that is not to the point.”

    “It was very likely done last night. We were very agitated. Or perhaps Mrs. Inglethorp herself dropped her candle.”

    “You brought only one candle into the room?”

    “Yes. Lawrence Cavendish was carrying it. But he was very upset. He seemed to see something over here”—I indicated the mantelpiece—“that absolutely paralysed him.”

    “That is interesting,” said Poirot quickly. “Yes, it is suggestive”—his eye sweeping the whole length of the wall—“but it was not his candle that made this great patch, for you perceive that this is white grease; whereas Monsieur Lawrence’s candle, which is still on the dressing-table, is pink. On the other hand, Mrs. Inglethorp had no candlestick in the room, only a reading-lamp.”

    “Then,” I said, “what do you deduce?”

    To which my friend only made a rather irritating reply, urging me to use my own natural faculties.

    “And the sixth point?” I asked. “I suppose it is the sample of cocoa.”

    “No,” said Poirot thoughtfully. “I might have included that in the six, but I did not. No, the sixth point I will keep to myself for the present.”

    He looked quickly round the room. “There is nothing more to be done here, I think, unless”—he stared earnestly and long at the dead ashes in the grate. “The fire burns—and it destroys. But by chance—there might be—let us see!”

    Deftly, on hands and knees, he began to sort the ashes from the grate into the fender, handling them with the greatest caution. Suddenly, he gave a faint exclamation.

    “The forceps, Hastings!”

    I quickly handed them to him, and with skill he extracted a small piece of half charred paper.

    “There, mon ami!” he cried. “What do you think of that?”

    I scrutinized the fragment. This is an exact reproduction of it:—

    I was puzzled. It was unusually thick, quite unlike ordinary notepaper. Suddenly an idea struck me.

    “Poirot!” I cried. “This is a fragment of a will!”

    “Exactly.”

    I looked up at him sharply.

    “You are not surprised?”

    “No,” he said gravely, “I expected it.”

    I relinquished the piece of paper, and watched him put it away in his case, with the same methodical care that he bestowed on everything. My brain was in a whirl. What was this complication of a will? Who had destroyed it? The person who had left the candle grease on the floor? Obviously. But how had anyone gained admission? All the doors had been bolted on the inside.

    “Now, my friend,” said Poirot briskly, “we will go. I should like to ask a few questions of the parlourmaid—Dorcas, her name is, is it not?”

    We passed through Alfred Inglethorp’s room, and Poirot delayed long enough to make a brief but fairly comprehensive examination of it. We went out through that door, locking both it and that of Mrs. Inglethorp’s room as before.

    I took him down to the boudoir which he had expressed a wish to see, and went myself in search of Dorcas.

    When I returned with her, however, the boudoir was empty.

    “Poirot,” I cried, “where are you?”

    “I am here, my friend.”

    He had stepped outside the French window, and was standing, apparently lost in admiration, before the various shaped flower beds.

    “Admirable!” he murmured. “Admirable! What symmetry! Observe that crescent; and those diamonds—their neatness rejoices the eye. The spacing of the plants, also, is perfect. It has been recently done; is it not so?”

    “Yes, I believe they were at it yesterday afternoon. But come in—Dorcas is here.”

    “Eh bien, eh bien! Do not grudge me a moment’s satisfaction of the eye.”

    “Yes, but this affair is more important.”

    “And how do you know that these fine begonias are not of equal importance?”

    I shrugged my shoulders. There was really no arguing with him if he chose to take that line.

    “You do not agree? But such things have been. Well, we will come in and interview the brave Dorcas.”

    Dorcas was standing in the boudoir, her hands folded in front of her, and her grey hair rose in stiff waves under her white cap. She was the very model and picture of a good old-fashioned servant.

    In her attitude towards Poirot, she was inclined to be suspicious, but he soon broke down her defences. He drew forward a chair.

    “Pray be seated, mademoiselle.”

    “Thank you, sir.”

    “You have been with your mistress many years, is it not so?”

    “Ten years, sir.”

    “That is a long time, and very faithful service. You were much attached to her, were you not?”

    “She was a very good mistress to me, sir.”

    “Then you will not object to answering a few questions. I put them to you with Mr. Cavendish’s full approval.”

    “Oh, certainly, sir.”

    “Then I will begin by asking you about the events of yesterday afternoon. Your mistress had a quarrel?”

    “Yes, sir. But I don’t know that I ought——” Dorcas hesitated.

    Poirot looked at her keenly.

    “My good Dorcas, it is necessary that I should know every detail of that quarrel as fully as possible. Do not think that you are betraying your mistress’s secrets. Your mistress lies dead, and it is necessary that we should know all—if we are to avenge her. Nothing can bring her back to life, but we do hope, if there has been foul play, to bring the murderer to justice.”

    “Amen to that,” said Dorcas fiercely. “And, naming no names, there’s one in this house that none of us could ever abide! And an ill day it was when first he darkened the threshold.”

    Poirot waited for her indignation to subside, and then, resuming his business-like tone, he asked:

    “Now, as to this quarrel? What is the first you heard of it?”

    “Well, sir, I happened to be going along the hall outside yesterday——”

    “What time was that?”

    “I couldn’t say exactly, sir, but it wasn’t tea-time by a long way. Perhaps four o’clock—or it may have been a bit later. Well, sir, as I said, I happened to be passing along, when I heard voices very loud and angry in here. I didn’t exactly mean to listen, but—well, there it is. I stopped. The door was shut, but the mistress was speaking very sharp and clear, and I heard what she said quite plainly. ‘You have lied to me, and deceived me,’ she said. I didn’t hear what Mr. Inglethorp replied. He spoke a good bit lower than she did—but she answered: ‘How dare you? I have kept you and clothed you and fed you! You owe everything to me! And this is how you repay me! By bringing disgrace upon our name!’ Again I didn’t hear what he said, but she went on: ‘Nothing that you can say will make any difference. I see my duty clearly. My mind is made up. You need not think that any fear of publicity, or scandal between husband and wife will deter me.’ Then I thought I heard them coming out, so I went off quickly.”

    “You are sure it was Mr. Inglethorp’s voice you heard?”

    “Oh, yes, sir, whose else’s could it be?”

    “Well, what happened next?”

    “Later, I came back to the hall; but it was all quiet. At five o’clock, Mrs. Inglethorp rang the bell and told me to bring her a cup of tea—nothing to eat—to the boudoir. She was looking dreadful—so white and upset. ‘Dorcas,’ she says, ‘I’ve had a great shock.’ ‘I’m sorry for that, m’m,’ I says. ‘You’ll feel better after a nice hot cup of tea, m’m.’ She had something in her hand. I don’t know if it was a letter, or just a piece of paper, but it had writing on it, and she kept staring at it, almost as if she couldn’t believe what was written there. She whispered to herself, as though she had forgotten I was there: ‘These few words—and everything’s changed.’ And then she says to me: ‘Never trust a man, Dorcas, they’re not worth it!’ I hurried off, and got her a good strong cup of tea, and she thanked me, and said she’d feel better when she’d drunk it. ‘I don’t know what to do,’ she says. ‘Scandal between husband and wife is a dreadful thing, Dorcas. I’d rather hush it up if I could.’ Mrs. Cavendish came in just then, so she didn’t say any more.”

    “She still had the letter, or whatever it was, in her hand?”

    “Yes, sir.”

    “What would she be likely to do with it afterwards?”

    “Well, I don’t know, sir, I expect she would lock it up in that purple case of hers.”

    “Is that where she usually kept important papers?”

    “Yes, sir. She brought it down with her every morning, and took it up every night.”

    “When did she lose the key of it?”

    “She missed it yesterday at lunch-time, sir, and told me to look carefully for it. She was very much put out about it.”

    “But she had a duplicate key?”

    “Oh, yes, sir.”

    Dorcas was looking very curiously at him and, to tell the truth, so was I. What was all this about a lost key? Poirot smiled.

    “Never mind, Dorcas, it is my business to know things. Is this the key that was lost?” He drew from his pocket the key that he had found in the lock of the despatch-case upstairs.

    Dorcas’s eyes looked as though they would pop out of her head.

    “That’s it, sir, right enough. But where did you find it? I looked everywhere for it.”

    “Ah, but you see it was not in the same place yesterday as it was to-day. Now, to pass to another subject, had your mistress a dark green dress in her wardrobe?”

    Dorcas was rather startled by the unexpected question.

    “No, sir.”

    “Are you quite sure?”

    “Oh, yes, sir.”

    “Has anyone else in the house got a green dress?”

    Dorcas reflected.

    “Miss Cynthia has a green evening dress.”

    “Light or dark green?”

    “A light green, sir; a sort of chiffon, they call it.”

    “Ah, that is not what I want. And nobody else has anything green?”

    “No, sir—not that I know of.”

    Poirot’s face did not betray a trace of whether he was disappointed or otherwise. He merely remarked:

    “Good, we will leave that and pass on. Have you any reason to believe that your mistress was likely to take a sleeping powder last night?”

    “Not last night, sir, I know she didn’t.”

    “Why do you know so positively?”

    “Because the box was empty. She took the last one two days ago, and she didn’t have any more made up.”

    “You are quite sure of that?”

    “Positive, sir.”

    “Then that is cleared up! By the way, your mistress didn’t ask you to sign any paper yesterday?”

    “To sign a paper? No, sir.”

    “When Mr. Hastings and Mr. Lawrence came in yesterday evening, they found your mistress busy writing letters. I suppose you can give me no idea to whom these letters were addressed?”

    “I’m afraid I couldn’t, sir. I was out in the evening. Perhaps Annie could tell you, though she’s a careless girl. Never cleared the coffee-cups away last night. That’s what happens when I’m not here to look after things.”

    Poirot lifted his hand.

    “Since they have been left, Dorcas, leave them a little longer, I pray you. I should like to examine them.”

    “Very well, sir.”

    “What time did you go out last evening?”

    “About six o’clock, sir.”

    “Thank you, Dorcas, that is all I have to ask you.” He rose and strolled to the window. “I have been admiring these flower beds. How many gardeners are employed here, by the way?”

    “Only three now, sir. Five, we had, before the war, when it was kept as a gentleman’s place should be. I wish you could have seen it then, sir. A fair sight it was. But now there’s only old Manning, and young William, and a new-fashioned woman gardener in breeches and such-like. Ah, these are dreadful times!”

    “The good times will come again, Dorcas. At least, we hope so. Now, will you send Annie to me here?”

    “Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.”

    “How did you know that Mrs. Inglethorp took sleeping powders?” I asked, in lively curiosity, as Dorcas left the room. “And about the lost key and the duplicate?”

    “One thing at a time. As to the sleeping powders, I knew by this.” He suddenly produced a small cardboard box, such as chemists use for powders.

    “Where did you find it?”

    “In the wash-stand drawer in Mrs. Inglethorp’s bedroom. It was Number Six of my catalogue.”

    “But I suppose, as the last powder was taken two days ago, it is not of much importance?”

    “Probably not, but do you notice anything that strikes you as peculiar about this box?”

    I examined it closely.

    “No, I can’t say that I do.”

    “Look at the label.”

    I read the label carefully: “‘One powder to be taken at bedtime, if required. Mrs. Inglethorp.’ No, I see nothing unusual.”

    “Not the fact that there is no chemist’s name?”

    “Ah!” I exclaimed. “To be sure, that is odd!”

    “Have you ever known a chemist to send out a box like that, without his printed name?”

    “No, I can’t say that I have.”

    I was becoming quite excited, but Poirot damped my ardour by remarking:

    “Yet the explanation is quite simple. So do not intrigue yourself, my friend.”

    An audible creaking proclaimed the approach of Annie, so I had no time to reply.

    Annie was a fine, strapping girl, and was evidently labouring under intense excitement, mingled with a certain ghoulish enjoyment of the tragedy.

    Poirot came to the point at once, with a business-like briskness.

    “I sent for you, Annie, because I thought you might be able to tell me something about the letters Mrs. Inglethorp wrote last night. How many were there? And can you tell me any of the names and addresses?”

    Annie considered.

    “There were four letters, sir. One was to Miss Howard, and one was to Mr. Wells, the lawyer, and the other two I don’t think I remember, sir—oh, yes, one was to Ross’s, the caterers in Tadminster. The other one, I don’t remember.”

    “Think,” urged Poirot.

    Annie racked her brains in vain.

    “I’m sorry, sir, but it’s clean gone. I don’t think I can have noticed it.”

    “It does not matter,” said Poirot, not betraying any sign of disappointment. “Now I want to ask you about something else. There is a saucepan in Mrs. Inglethorp’s room with some cocoa in it. Did she have that every night?”

    “Yes, sir, it was put in her room every evening, and she warmed it up in the night—whenever she fancied it.”

    “What was it? Plain cocoa?”

    “Yes, sir, made with milk, with a teaspoonful of sugar, and two teaspoonfuls of rum in it.”

    “Who took it to her room?”

    “I did, sir.”

    “Always?”

    “Yes, sir.”

    “At what time?”

    “When I went to draw the curtains, as a rule, sir.”

    “Did you bring it straight up from the kitchen then?”

    “No, sir, you see there’s not much room on the gas stove, so cook used to make it early, before putting the vegetables on for supper. Then I used to bring it up, and put it on the table by the swing door, and take it into her room later.”

    “The swing door is in the left wing, is it not?”

    “Yes, sir.”

    “And the table, is it on this side of the door, or on the farther—servants’ side?”

    “It’s this side, sir.”

    “What time did you bring it up last night?”

    “About quarter-past seven, I should say, sir.”

    “And when did you take it into Mrs. Inglethorp’s room?”

    “When I went to shut up, sir. About eight o’clock. Mrs. Inglethorp came up to bed before I’d finished.”

    “Then, between seven-fifteen and eight o’clock, the cocoa was standing on the table in the left wing?”

    “Yes, sir.” Annie had been growing redder and redder in the face, and now she blurted out unexpectedly:

    “And if there was salt in it, sir, it wasn’t me. I never took the salt near it.”

    “What makes you think there was salt in it?” asked Poirot.

    “Seeing it on the tray, sir.”

    “You saw some salt on the tray?”

    “Yes. Coarse kitchen salt, it looked. I never noticed it when I took the tray up, but when I came to take it into the mistress’s room I saw it at once, and I suppose I ought to have taken it down again, and asked cook to make some fresh. But I was in a hurry, because Dorcas was out, and I thought maybe the cocoa itself was all right, and the salt had only gone on the tray. So I dusted it off with my apron, and took it in.”

    I had the utmost difficulty in controlling my excitement. Unknown to herself, Annie had provided us with an important piece of evidence. How she would have gaped if she had realized that her “coarse kitchen salt” was strychnine, one of the most deadly poisons known to mankind. I marvelled at Poirot’s calm. His self-control was astonishing. I awaited his next question with impatience, but it disappointed me.

    “When you went into Mrs. Inglethorp’s room, was the door leading into Miss Cynthia’s room bolted?”

    “Oh! Yes, sir; it always was. It had never been opened.”

    “And the door into Mr. Inglethorp’s room? Did you notice if that was bolted too?”

    Annie hesitated.

    “I couldn’t rightly say, sir; it was shut but I couldn’t say whether it was bolted or not.”

    “When you finally left the room, did Mrs. Inglethorp bolt the door after you?”

    “No, sir, not then, but I expect she did later. She usually did lock it at night. The door into the passage, that is.”

    “Did you notice any candle grease on the floor when you did the room yesterday?”

    “Candle grease? Oh, no, sir. Mrs. Inglethorp didn’t have a candle, only a reading-lamp.”

    “Then, if there had been a large patch of candle grease on the floor, you think you would have been sure to have seen it?”

    “Yes, sir, and I would have taken it out with a piece of blotting-paper and a hot iron.”

    Then Poirot repeated the question he had put to Dorcas:

    “Did your mistress ever have a green dress?”

    “No, sir.”

    “Nor a mantle, nor a cape, nor a—how do you call it?—a sports coat?”

    “Not green, sir.”

    “Nor anyone else in the house?”

    Annie reflected.

    “No, sir.”

    “You are sure of that?”

    “Quite sure.”

    “Bien! That is all I want to know. Thank you very much.”

    With a nervous giggle, Annie took herself creakingly out of the room. My pent-up excitement burst forth.

    “Poirot,” I cried, “I congratulate you! This is a great discovery.”

    “What is a great discovery?”

    “Why, that it was the cocoa and not the coffee that was poisoned. That explains everything! Of course it did not take effect until the early morning, since the cocoa was only drunk in the middle of the night.”

    “So you think that the cocoa—mark well what I say, Hastings, the cocoa—contained strychnine?”

    “Of course! That salt on the tray, what else could it have been?”

    “It might have been salt,” replied Poirot placidly.

    I shrugged my shoulders. If he was going to take the matter that way, it was no good arguing with him. The idea crossed my mind, not for the first time, that poor old Poirot was growing old. Privately I thought it lucky that he had associated with him someone of a more receptive type of mind.

    Poirot was surveying me with quietly twinkling eyes.

    “You are not pleased with me, mon ami?”

    “My dear Poirot,” I said coldly, “it is not for me to dictate to you. You have a right to your own opinion, just as I have to mine.”

    “A most admirable sentiment,” remarked Poirot, rising briskly to his feet. “Now I have finished with this room. By the way, whose is the smaller desk in the corner?”

    “Mr. Inglethorp’s.”

    “Ah!” He tried the roll top tentatively. “Locked. But perhaps one of Mrs. Inglethorp’s keys would open it.” He tried several, twisting and turning them with a practiced hand, and finally uttering an ejaculation of satisfaction. “Voilà! It is not the key, but it will open it at a pinch.” He slid back the roll top, and ran a rapid eye over the neatly filed papers. To my surprise, he did not examine them, merely remarking approvingly as he relocked the desk: “Decidedly, he is a man of method, this Mr. Inglethorp!”

    A “man of method” was, in Poirot’s estimation, the highest praise that could be bestowed on any individual.

    I felt that my friend was not what he had been as he rambled on disconnectedly:

    “There were no stamps in his desk, but there might have been, eh, mon ami? There might have been? Yes”—his eyes wandered round the room—“this boudoir has nothing more to tell us. It did not yield much. Only this.”

    He pulled a crumpled envelope out of his pocket, and tossed it over to me. It was rather a curious document. A plain, dirty looking old envelope with a few words scrawled across it, apparently at random. The following is a facsimile of it.

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    #360 National Poetry Month – 30 Days 30 Poems

    Terrible and bitter sweet,
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    Are you up for the weekly challenge?

    In 2024 let’s broaden our horizons with a weekly writing challenge that calls upon us all to write a story using the prompts below. Just a few guidelines otherwise it wouldn’t be a real challenge now would it:

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    • Must use at least 2 of the 3 prompts provided (person / place / thing).

    • OPTIONAL: Must use pen/pencil and paper!

    Let’s become one with our scribbling handwriting and tell a great story!


    WORD OF THE WEEK

    PERSON | PLACE | THING


    Once you have a story, copy/paste it in the comments! I can’t wait to read what you come up with.

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    Until such time as dawn should rise,
    No one would question or even try.
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    With faces full of yesterdays sad news,
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    #358 National Poetry Month – 30 Days 30 Poems

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