#072 Jeeper Creepers
It was a simple barbecue. A welcome back party for the newlyweds. He was all smiles. She was positively radiant.
We all came together, to celebrate, again. We drank sub-par wine, though I noticed the bride only drank water, and reminisced. No one mentioned the possible fog forecast. It would’ve been in poor taste to mention the creepers. And upon reflection I’m thankful for two things:
One, that my bladder could never hold liquor for long. And two, that the creepers devoured the party while I was peeing. It got me out of having to admit how bored I was.
Jeepers creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?
Jeepers creepers, where’d ya get those eyes?
Gosh all, git up, how’d they get so lit up?
Gosh all, git up, how’d they get that size?
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